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life-gets-bad-sometimes:

qonorrhea:

text posts are like children
you delete the ones that dont succeed

what

(Source: michaxl, via recarved)


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fasterfood:

why the hell do babies cry after they shit themselves like u got urself into this mess buddy dont make it everyone else’s problem. like have some fuckin responsibility for once

(via cumfort)


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circumcisions:

loudmouthed:

i wanna hav s*x

sax? ha ha right on

hit it bill 

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(via guy)


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nialls-genitalls:

Me when I’m the next one to present in class

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(via guy)


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punnier:

i only date girls with blonde eyes and blue hair

(via laughbitches)


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